This is what my holidays have been reduced to :


Zynga poker.

So bloody pathetic, right?

I'm thinking about sometime in the future when we've to tell our kids what we did during our holidays. Instead of tales of "catching fish in the river/drain/paddy field behind my father's house", we now answer our kids with "playing computer games". FML max.

Modernization sucks yo. I can feel myself becoming dumber every second.

(Btw digressing but my firefox skin is so PRETTY. I don't care what people say about the colours not matching and shit, 'cause its super bright and colourful and makes me happy everytime I surf. Yay leopard print!)


A closer look at intelligence sucking nonsense :


I literally spend my whole day playing this. Everytime I'm not sleeping, out with friends, watching tv, eating, or reading chick literature; you'll find me here. Gambling with virtual chips. More or less 6 hours per day FML.

Better than playing mind absorbing games like dota and shit (which I can NEVER understand the fascination of, watching people play dota I fall asleep; seriously!) , but still!


And here's the even more pathetic part : my sore loser-ness.


No kidding!

Like if any person starts winning all my chips away, I'll immediately start cursing at him/her lor. Then I go one step further and start making things up about them according to their display picture and end up pitying them. Actually bloody entertaining.

For example :


Scenario #1 : Person winning is an unattractive woman.

My thoughts : Its ok lah to let her win a bit. She's probably never had sex in her life and has never ever came close to having an orgasm. And because she spends so much time playing this shit she'll probably never have the chance to. So sad for her, gonna end up alone with all the virtual poker chips in the world and a virgin for life.


Scenario #2 : Person winning is an attractive woman.

My thoughts : She's probably using a fake display pic. If she's really that gorg she won't be playing this at night, she'd be out getting laid. Therefore she's probably butt ugly. Refer to scenario #1.


Scenario #3 : Person winning is an attractive/unattractive guy.

My thoughts : WANKER. Wankerrrrrr. WANKERWANKERWANKER!! (Unless the person's display picture is reaaally cute, in which case I'm surprisingly not so bitter about losing. Go figure.)


Scenario #4 : Person winning has a dog/movie poster/anime character for display picture.

My thoughts : Ugly until cannot show your face to the public? So sad for you. Go ahead and take all the virtual chips you can, maybe you'll one day sell your account for real money and get plastic surgery for that face. Then you can finally get laid with a real person, not a blow up doll.


So yeah, this is how pathetic I'm becoming these hols. Bah.

Besides playing poker and going to pyramid enough times that I should have a memorial statue built there when I die stating "RIP Julia, Lived In Pyramid More Than Own Home", I don't think I'll remember these hols for anything else. FML.

Ok back to poker. Bye.

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(Don't kill me for not being a fervent updater, blogging again takes getting used to. I mean, after being a non-blogger for soooo long, its sorta hard to allocate another 2-3 hours on the comp to blog, while the time taken COULD have been used to watch tv or paint my nails or some other useful thing of sort.

And I know I usually disdain event blogging, but in this case I couldn't avoid it. If you read on instead of shaking your mean, mean heads in scorn of my blatant display of hypocritism, you'll see why.

And yes, I actually write like this now. Reading waaaaay too many books.)


8 and a half 4C's (reasoned with Paul that Wai Yan IS half 4C, neh what with YJ and all) went to Genting for a 3D2N stay this Tuesday.

And and and I dunno how to relate how happy I was to be going because its actually my FIRST time going out with friends! As in, I've never been to a sleepover in my life, so I've no idea how it feels like to actually LIVE (and sleep with, teehee) with the people I socialize with.


Checked in at 12 and started to pokerrrr.

Which we didn't play much of btw. Think its starting to get boring already honestly, after hours and hours of Zynga Poker (stupid bloody addictive app).


Jelly-assed and zonked out Shane.

Both funny stories :

#1 : Shane's ass is like sloped on one end and flat on the other. When we placed jellies on his ass, they ALWAYS stayed upright on one side and slid down on the other. Cute.

#2 : Shane calls his baby pillow Bibi! And declares that he loves Bibi more than Zhen Ying (HOR) and Paul even recorded it


Watched 2012! Finally!

And my verdict is that it is COMPLETELY not worth watching. Rubbish lah seriously. I initially turned down watching it 'cause I didn't wanna experience another The Day The Earth Stood Still disaster (awful lousy horrid movie arghhhh) , but ended up watching this anyway. All because genting wasn't showing New Moon.

):

Rated 7/10. Effects nothing to scream about, storyline is shitty; and the only part I loved was Johann Urb's part as Sasha. He looked like some reaaaaally adorable younger version of Brad Pitt!


...

Umm so yeah, back to Genting.


Behold the pretty view from First World on Day 2!!

The weather was all super pretty and misty and rainy, which meant we couldn't play as much in the theme park as expected.

(Which isn't a bad thing for me. I've a deathly fear of heights AND my self-preservation instinct doesn't allow me to risk my life for 30 seconds of 360 degree fun on the corkscrew. Bah.)


Piccie of the braver half of our gang on the space shot.

Guess where were we?


Safely huddled within the (relatively) safe confines of the ferris wheel. So chicken, kan?


Edwin and Zhao opposite us.

I didn't really notice their expressions until later, but it REALLY REALLY looks like they're jerking each other off there! Especially Edwin!! Come to think of it we DID hear noises from them, but they insisted they were just scared 'cause the ride suddenly stopped at the highest point.

Don't believe lor. The looks on their faces too orgasmic.

(Omg I am so thankful neither of them have a clue about my blog lor. Or else sure die.)


Merry go rounddddd.

(I just realized there's nothing much to say about theme park, 'cause all you seriously do is get on and off the rides.) (Omggggg innuendo!!!!)


Adorable bearbear that Chuan Wei won at the superrr conman duck-fishing game. Very the cuuuute lah. Proves that not only girls are partial to soft toys and huggable stuff. Or that the gguys in my class are gay.

Wait, gay classmates sound a lot nicer. I've always wanted a gay best friend. (:


So basically that concludes my small bit about the Genting trip. All the gambling in room/snooker/random crap piccies aren't with me so yeah.

Even though I was horribly sick throughout the whole trip (flu bug, yuck) , I still had a lotta fun. Hugeass thankyou to everyone who made my first trip with friends awesome, lovelovelove!

Ugh, I miss them already. ):


p/s : Blogging is HARD! Still waiting for my old flow to magically appear okaayyy. Don't give up on me yet, pretty please?

Labels: Outings, Picture post, Sentimental